When people say, “you are what you eat” I say, “Well, I guess I’m a dick afterall!” - I’m definitely not a pussy…

I love this statue. I would love to visit these mausoleums. I’m not sure where they are though ):

Nothing better than driving down the road while someone’s HEAD is buried in your lap (;

Me & cousin Tommy back in the day. (I’m on the left).

Need a lift? 

Hehehe

ryaninwonderland:

tacobell

Tacobell is dog meat… Their beef is reprocessed 14 times!! (no joke). Try having (or making) some real tacos.. you’ll never go back to taco bell.

(But I admit there are some times when TB hits the spot, and they are;

- Shitfaced at 2:00AM,

- Baked out of your gourd (at any time), -or-

- if you happen to be sitting in the bathroom while you are eating it. This way you don’t have to make a mad dash wen you’re done, just eat & flush, no fuss no muss… well, there will be muss and lots of it… hahaha :)  - wtf is muss?

(Source: skate-high, via ryaninwonderland)

Great pic

(via for-go-tten)

If you post nothing except info about who you’re promoting,

- who you’re following back,

- what conditions people have to adhere to in order to get your precious followback,

I have news for you… You are turning tumblr into a colossal waste of time! Nobody ever became famous from posting on tumblr. Nobody’s reading your blog because you are uninteresting. 

I would rather have 3 loyal followers who actually read my blog than 1000 fake followers who are so busy promoting (between masturbating) that they don’t even know what a blog really is!! If you ever have an original thought please post it! maybe you’ll actually get a follower who likes YOU and isn’t just obsessed with NUMBERS! Sorry to be so blunt but you are all the same and if you ever get a car you’ll forget about tumblr (and nobody will miss you). Thanks for reading..

Picture I took at the old, abandoned Kings Park Psych Center. This building is right near the burial grounds. Captured a strange anomaly in the picture… We couldn’t get into the huge main building…. yet. There are tunnels that can get you into the main building. Supposedly the whole area is haunted!

Free country? Free to have so much weight & pressure laid on you until just the thought of waking up is too much too bare, let alone the weight of competing & clawing your way to success… Let’s face it, 95% of us aren’t going to be rich & famous. We are going to be regular schmucks, doing regular work and caught up in a vicious cycle of PAYING for all the things you need to get yourself to work next week. Maybe you’ll buy yourself a toy or two in order to make your life somewhat bearable. and the more money you make, the more you will spend, making the bills & pressure that much heavier. Then the people around you become vultures who you can’t trust cause they are only trying to pick up some of the crumbs you drop along the way. Even when someone likes you and is sincere you can’t trust them cause you got screwed so many times you are obsessed with holding on to your money. You are wealthy and have tons of people around you but you are lonely, what is going on? Why are we buying into this illusion? Ashes & diamonds are the same, but one is sparkly so we decide it’s valuable. There is only ONE commodity that is truly valuable and that is the love of another person. Find that one person who makes you whole and who you make complete. When you do you wont care about anything else cause you will already be the richest person on earth :)   <3 U ALL [x]

Strangest vending machine ever… Drumsticks, guitar strings, candy & cigarettes!! What more can you ask?

 He even makes a cardboard box look good.

Movies always depict aliens as some destructive race of heartless beings that strip the planet of it’s resources and turn it into a lifeless rock. - What kind of brain-dead idiots would do that?? urmm, eh? never mind.